I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You need a sexual gate keeper
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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