Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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