Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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