I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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