Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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