Non-Jews are for practice
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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