her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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