? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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