My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i drank out of a bidet.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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