I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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