have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is my gift to your gina
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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