Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am available for nakedness
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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