You made me cry and you don't even care
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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