I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Found your dick twin last night
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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