Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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