are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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