This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Its about making memories worth repressing
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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