I am puke
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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