google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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