I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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