I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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