Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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