And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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