I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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