Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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