I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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