the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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