you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i out mim tonsoeep
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