Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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