lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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