does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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