We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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