windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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