happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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