Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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