Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You're a waste of cheezeits
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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