I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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