i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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