So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
