Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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