i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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