Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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