im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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