...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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