I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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