I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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