jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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