I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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