chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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