No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before