This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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