I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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