I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i was born a porn star she said
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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