I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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