Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It's official drugs can't kill me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have post one night stand depression
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