We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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