If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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