ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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